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Obama: "Let me be perfectly clear" (Don & Roma Show) Obama: "I will not rest" (Mark Levin Show)

Pug Croons "Batman" Theme Song

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT Patti Blagojevich (censored): "Tell him to hold up that f-----g Cubs s--t. F--k them. F--k them. Why should you do anything for those a------s? Sam Zell. What kind of b------t is that?" Rod Blagojevich: "His election blocks me now from any immediate upward mo-, movement or, you know, maybe never have any upward movement. Then, you know, now is the time for me to put my f-----g children and my wife first, for a change." Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah, and what have I gotten for-? Oh, the people are gonna f-----g be mad and the f-----g newspapers are gonna rip me for this?" Okay? "I f-----g busted my a-- and pissed people off and gave your grandmother a free f-----g ride on a bus. Okay? I gave your f-----g baby a chance to have health care. I fought every one of those a------s including every special interest out there, who can make my life easier and better, because they wanna raise taxes on you and I won't, I, I fight them and keep them from doing it. And what do I get for that? Only 13 percent of you all out there think I'm doing a good job. So f--k all of you." Patti Blagojevich: "Screw them and their Cubs. You know?" Patti Blagojevich: "I mean what would, ah, William Randolph Hearst do? Say, oh, I can't interfere with my editorial board. They're hurtin' my business. I mean if his papers were hurting his business, he'd, you know, do somethin' about the editorial board. Fire 'em. He owns the paper." Patti Blagojevich:Composite of ‘Hello’s’ and ‘Yeah’s’

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT Blagojevich: "You Russian m----------rs." Blagojevich: "I mean, something's really f----d up in my head, Doug, I mean, I could be, I could end up still maybe delivering pizzas somewhere, I mean that's what my destiny is, right?" Blagojevich: "And I can always parachute, use it, and f------g parachute me there." Blagojevich: "It's just too bad you're not four years older, because I could have given you a U.S. Senate seat for your birthday." Blagojevich: "I mean, I've got this thing, and it's f------g golden, and I'm just not giving it up for f------g nothing."

Blagojevich discussing Jesse Jackson Jr: "He's a bad guy"

Congressman Bob Etheridge and protestors: "WHO ARE YOU?"

James Carville: "There's a thousand things that he could do, he just needs to get down here and start doin' somethin'... people are dyin!"

Scott Lee Cohen stating, "He was not my first choice, but he was the best choice."

Man shouting, "Don't tase me bro!...bzzzzzz."

President Obama introducing Alexi Giannoulias OR "Alexi Ginewwless"

Angry citizen shouting, "RAISE MY TAXES!"

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