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When a wig looks like a child…

John Howell and Ray Stevens discussed this morning how police officers in Suffolk, Virginia noticed a child in a locked car, and naturally decided it was necessary to break windows to save the child.

Suffolk police responded to the call near Northern Shores Elementary School, hoping to save a young child’s life. Screenshot from ABC 5 Cleveland
Suffolk police responded to the call near Northern Shores Elementary School, hoping to save a young child’s life.

Little did they know, it was not a child!

“What child has as much hair as a wig would have,” exclaimed Jen DeSalvo.

Big John explained that a “follically” blessed child could possibly possess as much.

It appears that the woman is, however, responsible for the damages to her car. Let it be known that she doesn’t have any children.

 

Source: Police break car window to save child, make unexpected find | WAVY-TV