Meet Searcy Hayes, a 21 year old woman from Natchez, Mississippi who has owned the Internet for the past few days. Searcy went on Maury Povich’s show because her fiance accused her of cheating on him. A lie detector test proved she hadn’t, and a DNA test proved her son was really her fiance’s. But that’s the end of the story my friend, it’s only the beginning. Searcy is a basically the female doppelganger of Republican Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. It’s uncanny. As if that isn’t enough, now that she’s been discovered, an adult website has offered her $10,000 for a sex tape, and she and her fiance have agreed to provide them with one. So there will be a sex tape of a woman who looks just like Ted Cruz floating around on the Internet. The best part? She had no idea who Ted Cruz was, and actually believed he was the President and running for re-election.