John Howell and Ray Stevens discussed this morning how police officers in Suffolk, Virginia noticed a child in a locked car, and naturally decided it was necessary to break windows to save the child.
Little did they know, it was not a child!
“What child has as much hair as a wig would have,” exclaimed Jen DeSalvo.
Big John explained that a “follically” blessed child could possibly possess as much.
It appears that the woman is, however, responsible for the damages to her car. Let it be known that she doesn’t have any children.